Happy Holidays, Butthorns

From the Ultimate Warrior’s WASPy home to your squalid inner city public housing unit, from the palatial Brundlefly headquarters in suburban Newark to your hipster loft in NoHo. Here’s hoping your New Years was a booze and uppers fueled romp through the seedy section of town. Hope you saw some good flicks. Hope you got at least a passing chuckle from the site. Here’s to 2011. May the writing be just as sporadic and unreliable, may the dick jokes be plentiful and may Kevin James get knifed over the last chitlin at the craft service table on the set of Paul Blart 2: Big Momma’s Mall (I’m guessing he’ll have to disguise himself as an overweight black female security guard at an urban mall to find the men behind a string of mall jewelry store robberies) and never does a movie again.

Cheers!

-Seth Brundle

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