A Living Legend

One of my greatest pet peeves is when otherwise great award shows slow everything down to a crawl to hand out a lifetime achievement award to some old bag of bones that hasn’t made a movie you’ve ever enjoyed. A lifetime achievement award should not be given out in honor of a lifetime of executive producing or directing “important”, “dramatic” or “moving” (in other words boring and free of gratuitous violence) films. No, a lifetime achievement award should be given out for making a career of stomping ass on screen. It just so happens that I know of one such actor who has made it a personal mission to bust heads and hand deliver ass kickings to whichever sassy back talker is in his way. He’s a man who only plays cops and soldiers, he’s fantastic looking and well deserving of this Brundlefly Lifetime Achievement Award. And the man is…

Michael Biehn is a man who knows what kind of facial hair looks good

Michael Biehn is a man who knows what kind of facial hair looks good

Michael Biehn, a man amongst boys. This Hollywood tough guy was out stomping asses before we were wiping our own asses. He has been in some fantastic movies and has played a soldier or a cop in almost every single one of those movies. I don’t think it’s because he has been typecast however, I think it is because the man just enjoys serving up hot and fresh beat downs and chooses roles that reflect that interest. Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, Navy Seals, Tombstone, Cherry Falls, The Art of War, and Planet Terror (ed. note- The Rock, you son of bitch). Did I just provide a list of movies that give me raging veiny nerd boners or a list of movies starring Michael Biehn…both. That’s a fantastic resume. Here are some more pics of Mr. Biehn in action:

"Did someone order an ass whooping?"

"Did someone order an ass whooping?"

Mr. Biehn's range is most impressive. Here he uses a shotgun while in other films he may use very different guns.

Mr. Biehn's range is most impressive. Here he uses a shotgun while in other films he may use very different guns.

This is Mr. Biehn giving the business to some jagoff alien that got in his face about a rather large unpaid gambling debt.

This is Mr. Biehn giving the business to some jagoff alien that got in his face about a rather large unpaid gambling debt.

Congratulations again to Michael Biehn for taking home the prestigious Brundlefly Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in the Field of Stomping Ass.

This video is moving and brought tears to my eyes. Enjoy this joyful ode to one badass dude.

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