Garbage Day?!

'Nuff Said

'Nuff Said

If the above photo doesn’t get your heart racing and a certain member doesn’t become just a little completely engorged than you better put down that textbook and gain some real street knowledge, nerd.

I’m here today to enact a program to make sure that everyone has the opportunity to witness the greatness that is Eric Freeman’s turn as the psychotic murderer Ricky Caldwell in Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II. I will call this program No Child Left Behind.

I will not ruin the plot of the film by giving away the fact that it is thirty minutes of scenes from the first Silent Night, Deadly Night and then roughly forty five minutes of semi related scenes in which Eric Freeman utters nonsensical dialogue and then murders someone due to a small infraction of our normative social rules.

Here’s a taste, let it wash over the taste buds, cleanse the pallet and then enjoy over again:

After his stirring turn as Ricky Caldwell, Eric Freeman went on to star in countless five more movies and TV shows. He starred as “Guy #1” in a 1989 episode of Ghost Writer, later he appeared as “Harbor Officer” in one episode of Valerie, and his career culminated with a timeless portrayal of presumed hoodlum “Johnny Strong” in a single episode of the 1992 show Dangerous Curves (ed. note: no video could be found of any of these gutsy, heartfelt performances).

Eric Freeman has been mostly quiet since 1992 and is no doubt planning a triumphant return to the screen. Here is the most recent photo we could find of Mr. Freeman:

Genius. Mr. Freeman is clearly challenging our preconceived notions of race by taking on this role as Nelson Mandela.

Genius. Mr. Freeman is clearly challenging our preconceived notions of race by taking on this role as Nelson Mandela.

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